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BURY YOUR GRANDMA (.COM) LAUNCHES BURIAL LABOUR SHARING WEBSITE TO GET PEOPLE BACK TO WORK
Toronto, Canada – Today Canadian Youtuber Phil Watson announced a website created in aid of getting people back to work called BuryYourGrandma.com. BuryYourGrandma.com, is a place where people who are Anti-Quarantine, can meet halfway, those who are Pro-Quarantine, by volunteering to help those people bury their elderly Relatives.
According to Phil “BYG was partially inspired by an episode of Joe Rogan’s JRE featuring Brendan Schaub where Brendan was basically complaining about how old people won’t die fast enough so he can get back to saying ‘THICC’ at people in public, and I thought I can help with that. BYG was also partially inspired by the fear that a longer quarantine equals higher inflation equals poorer old people ironically.”
“I’m not going to rest until every single grandma is buried that needs burying and every single person is back at work unless they’re grandmas. Basically I’m going to save the world … we’re still in quarantine, right?” said Mr Watson.
Burial Labour Sharing is a new way to match dead people with volunteer grave diggers. BuryYourGrandma.com has the potential to disrupt regular burials everywhere.
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ABOUT Phil Watson
Phil Watson is a Youtuber from Toronto who interviews people and asks them annoying-ish questions in his spare time for his own entertainment. Most of them are artists.
Phil is mainly known for an incident where he “erotically protested” the chinese erotic banana eating ban in front of the Chinese embassy in London, as well as for operating a now defunct novelty underwear company that dealt in fake stains. He has done other things and you can find some of those things at philsfailures.com.
To contact Phil Watson please email him at firstname.lastname@example.org. He’s pretty good at email and should respond promptly.
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Illustrations/art by @bairbrains
Pictures of people with grave digger by Phil Watson featuring stock photos.